Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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