a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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