Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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