Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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