She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Congratulations! We have a period
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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