let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
third nipple confirmed
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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