hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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