an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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