I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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