He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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