Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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