Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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