Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
