That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
no, he came in my armpit
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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