If i come over, it means nothing
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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