Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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