he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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