Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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