Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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