I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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