I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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