I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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