let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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