I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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