you traded sex for a burrito?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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