Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
