I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
