What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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