he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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