Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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