Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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