And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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