I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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