Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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