Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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