And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I had to cum in my sink.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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