I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
