Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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