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Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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