i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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