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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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