i don't like sucking hair
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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