You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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