so that wasnt chicken after all
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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