So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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