he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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