i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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