if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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