I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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