I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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