Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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